Stuff

So I really need to post something now, or else I will get out of the habit of postin and then when, something exciting actually happens I'll forget to post on here. 

So now I will write this meaningless post instead of preparing my seminary lesson for tomorrow.

First off, I would like to proclaim to the world that I bought my ticket to Boston, to go see JM, I am so excited about that. I'll be leaving denmark on january 31st and returning february 8th. I just can't wait to go, I wish I was leaving now. While in boston I'll try to update my blog every day, with the events of the day and of course pictures, so I can keep all of you posted.... cuz I know that you would just LOVE that ;P

So I got the new Akon cd today called Freedom, I'm listening to it right now, it's pretty good, but no where close to his 2007 album Konvicted. That was a fantastic album, I love that album like my own child.... I mean if I had a child.

Freedom is to much pop, it's not really Akon sound. Konvicted was a real rap/r'n'b album, pretty much every track on the cd touched my heart.

And at this very moment I just found out that Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin died, that's sad but he was old, and now he can be reunited with his wife who died in 2006, that's good, so who is going to be the next apostle? I'm thinking Bishop Burton or maybe BYU pres. Cecil O. Samuelson. What do you think?

I'm just gonna end it here.... before I bore you to death, but atleast I posted something.

I love this one.

This one really made me laugh, I laughed for hours, and laughs everytime I see it or just thinks about it. So I just had to share it.

Enjoy. 

Love life....

is just something that I don't have, I haven't been on a date in forever now. 

Ok, so people say that I'm a guy and I can just ask a girl out... sure, but that doesn't help if the girls I ask says no, and btw, I have been on dates with pretty much every girl I know, and what's the point of asking them out again when there was clearly no connection!? So, the girls tells me that us guys have it much easier than the girls when it come to the dating scene, cuz we can just ask a girl out and then we have a date, and the girls have it so hard cuz they have to sit around and wait for guys to ask them out, Sure that's true.... NOT!!!! 

I mean it's not easy to be a guy, first we have to take courage to ask the girl out, and if they say yes, wich is not as often as you should think taken in to consideration how many girls complainting about never getting asked out, we have to plan the date. This is not easy, sure we can take them out for dinner and a movie, most girls don't mind that, note that some girls does mind that, so if they don't want to do that, or you have already been on one date with the girl, then we have to be creative. And that is not easy, especially not if you don't have a lot of money. I know I that, most, girls don't expect you to spend a lot of money on your date, but it is really hard to be creative in a cheap way. This is where the girls say: "You can just take me for a walk in the park, or on the beach or you can cook me dinner and we can talk all night, or you can just buy me an ice cream". Yeah sure... I know that's not true, cuz I tried it a couple of times.... and it's obvious that they really don't want that. 

I'm not saying that girls have it easier than guys in the dating world, but just letting you know that it's not easy being a guy either.

Well, so I've pretty much giving up on finding a girlfriend, let alone getting married. And now people are going to tell me what I have heard 1.000.000.000 times before: "You won't find the right girl until you start being the right guy". Sure.... I'm trying that... no luck so far. I guess I just have to be patient. But it is annoying to see that all of my friends an everybody else around me is getting in relationships and getting marreid. 

Well, I guess I will ask somebody out on a date soon and then stop whining.

FiN2008 according to yepzen and pede

So I went to Fest i Nord this past summer, FiN isn't really my thing but I went anyway, and I was glad that my friend Pede went too.... so this is what we got out of it.

Help save the animals

As I was walking down strøget(The big pedestrian street in copenhagen), some people from WWF stopped me and wanted to talk to me. And no I'm not talking about people frolm the World Wrestling Federation, even though it would have been fun if Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior had come up to me and wanted to talk about animal rights. No these people were from the World Wildlife Fund or the World Wide Fund for Nature, which ever they prefer. And, as I already said, they wanted to talk to me about animal rights. More precisely, they wanted me to donate money to help save animals from being killed. First I thought this was a very good cause, and I should donate some money.

But then I asked the girl, what kind of animals they were saving, and she told me that they were saving pandas, seals, dolphins, polar bears ect. ect.

"Oh, that's nice" I said, "those animals are being killed all the time". 

"Yeah" the girl said, "And people just eat them and use the skin for cloth, that is SO mean"

So I asked her if they also saved animals like pigs and cows, and she told me they didn't, and when I asked why, since these animals also get killed all the time, she didn't have an answer for me.

This is where I decided NOT to donate any money.

I mean you just can't decided to save some animals because you like them, and think they are cool and exotic.

You can't go: "But I only wanna save the seals cuz they are SO cute.... cows are dumb and smelly, and they are making the hole in the ozone layer bigger with their farts,  they deserve to die.... but I'm a vegeterian so I'm not going to eat the meat anyway"

You either save ALL of the animals, even the ones you don't like or none at all.... you can't serve both God and mammon.

Ligestilling?

Sidder og ser Go' Aften Danmark på Tv2, der er et indslag om en kvinde der har skrevet en bog om hvordan kvinder får deres mænd til at gøre mere i hjemmet, fordi hun mente hun gjorde det hele før.... tude tude tude. Jeg er SÅ træt af at høre kvinder tude om mere ligestilling mellem kønnene. De vil have at mændende gøre mere af hus arbejdet og mere af arbejdet på jobbet og de vil have mere løn osv osv. Men de gider ikke gøre noget selv. De gider f.eks. ikke have værnepligt, det er yderst sjældent at det er kvinden der forsøger familien, de gider ikke gøre det ekstra arbejde det ville kræve for at få den løn som mændende får. Jeg synes kvinderne skulle holde op med at tude og komme igen når de virkelig er klar til ligestilling.... og i mellem tiden kan de jo rydde op der hjemme.

Names

So for some weird reason I was thinking about names for my children, assuming, that I'm actually going to have kids someday... I know, it's a crazy thought, more jepsenators in the world, who would want that? I mean not me personally, but maybe my future wife... if I get one of those.

Well if I get a boy I really got hooked on the name Elliot. What do you think? How does Elliot Jepsen sound? Or Elliot Dahlsgaaard Jepsen? 

I don't have any other ideas, but I will put them up when I do... and please let me know if you have any suggestions.

To Clear Things Up...

Just to let the world know, and clear up any misunderstanding, I LOVE Sara Ray ;)

You Are So Tall...

So as I was at work yesterday, a woman comes up to me and says: "You are so tall, can you get that thing on the top shelf for me?"

Later on another woman says: "Wow, you're really tall.... how is the weather up there? ha ha ha..."

What is up with that? I mean, you would NEVER go over to a midget or a really small person and say stuff like: "Man, you are rally short, how is weather down there? ha ha ha....." or "You're really short could you get that thing on the bottom shelf for me?"

Around short people you always have to be carefull.... we don't want to  offend anyone... and short people are easily offend and tall people are not.... everybody knows that....

The Calling Of A Seminary Teacher

I just got back from teaching a seminary class, like I do every wednesday night. It started out like usually, me trying to give a lesson and the youth not listening.

But in the end of the class, I'm teaching about the atonement. The spirit is really strong. I get to bear a really powerfull testilmony about the sacrifice of Christ, and some of the youth bear their testimony too. After the closing prayer, all the youth, spontaneous, starts singing The Spirit of God.... and spirit just gets stronger. It was beautiful and I really felt the blessings of the gospel and of the calling of being a seminary teacher.

My Back The Sequel and People On The Train

So I woke up early this morning cuz I had to go to the chiropractor. I went yesterday for the first time. It has already helped. My back was a little better yesterday, but not good enough, so I spend all day yesterday in a chair.

Well,  back to this morning, I woke up at 4:45 am, cuz my mom was going to pick me up at 5:30 am. But as I tried to get out of bed I just fell to the floor and I couldn't get up. So I had to call my parents, and my dad said he would come and help me. Five minutes went by and then my dad calls me and tells me he can't find the key to my appartment.... GREAT!

My dad wakes up my older sister who lives around the corner from me, and get my key from her, so after I have been sitting on the flor for like an hour, crying in my pain, my dad comes and helps me up, and takes me the chiropractor.

The chiropractor cracks my back three times and then it's all over, it took like 5 min. and then I have to come back tomorrow. I'm so gratefull that my mom works there, else it would have cost me like a $100 - man I'm blessed.

But it was so good that I was capable of traveling home on my own. A chiropractor is miracle worker.

So I travel home by myself on the S-train. As the train pulls into the station, I start walking towards the end of the train, cuz it will make it easier for me to get to the next train I'm going with.

But then  I notice that people start pushing themself in fron of me. People are getting as close as possible to the train, even before it stops moving. Why do they do that? Are they afraid they won't get on the train? I mean they very well know that they can't open the door before it stops. and every dane knows that the train driver sticks his head out the window to make sure everybody get on the train. So please stay behind the yellow line until the train stops and please STOP the pushing.

As I was sitting in the train I noticed that people would get up from their seat like 5 min. before the train would get to their stop. What's up with that? Are they afraid the train won't stop at their station if they don't stand at the door at least 5 min.? Here's a secret, the S-train stops at EVERY station, so please stay in your seat and enjoy the ride.

My Back

So this past saturday I went to the temple to do baptisms with the YSAs in the stake. I got to be the one baptizing... well, that was a dumb idea, now my back really hurts, and I couldn't go to church yesterday or to work today, so now I'm just sitting here wating for my mom to pick me up so I can go to a chiropractor, so he hopefully can fix my back. In the mean while I'm just sitting here feeling pathetic and sorry for myself. All I really want is for someone to feel sorry for me.

Blog Intro

Dansk:

Denne blog vil blive delvist på dansk og delvist på engelsk. Nogle af mine indlæg vil blive skrevet på begge sprog, andre vil kun blive skrevet på enten dansk eller engelsk.

I meget lang tid har jeg gerne ville have en blog, men af uforklarlige årsager har jeg aldrig fået taget mig sammen til det. Det er som om det altid kommer noget i vejen når jeg vil lave en blog. Så som morgenmad, frokost eller aftensmad. Eller også er det bare den fact at jeg ikke aner hvad jeg skal skrive. 

Men jeg har fået en ny ven, som også har en blog. Hendes navn er Catherine, hun siger hun skriver som hun tænker. Jeg læste hendes blog og opdagede at hun åbenbart altid tænker super dybt. En anden ting jeg opdagede ved at læse hendes blog, var at hun altid er positiv. Jeg opdagede at jeg er stik modsat og har besluttet mig for at skrive om alt det negative i mit liv. Og, også, i modsætning til Catherine, vil jeg være super overfladisk.

Jeg har en anden amerikansk ven som også har en blog. Hendes navn er Jan Marie. Vi kalder hende bare JM. På hendes blog skriver hun om hvad der sker i hendes liv og hvad hun går og laver.

Så det vil jeg også gøre et forsøg på. Jeg vil skrive lidt om mine desperate forsøg på at finde min drømme pige, mine ynkelige forsøg på at skrive lidt danske raptekster og hvad jeg skal have til middag.

Håber du vil nyde min verden.

English:

This blog will be partly in danish and partly in english. Some of my entries will be in both languages, other will be in danish or english only.

For a very long time I wanted a blog, but for some weird reason I have never gotten around to it. Something always came in the way, like breakfast, lunch or dinner. Or just the fact that that I have no clue what to write.

But I made a new friend, who also has a blog. Her name is Catherine, she told me that she writes what she thinks. I read her blog and found out that apparently she always thinks really deep. Another thin I found out, by reading her blog, was the she's always positive. I realized that I'm the complete opposite, and have decided to write about all the negative things in my life. And, also, opposite Catherine I'm going to be super superficial.

I have another american friend, who also has a blog. Her name is Jan Marie. We just call her JM. On her blog she writes about what's going on in her life and what she is up to.

So I will try to do that. I will write about my desperat attempts to find the girl of my dreams, my pathetic attempts to write some danish rap lyrics and what I'm having for dinner.

Hope you will enjoy my world.